Ways to Annoy people

Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which.

Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes.

Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would.

Act like a hillbilly. Period
gossip about someone to their face.

Answer every question with a question.

Act like a member of the opposite sex.

Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.

Change what you repeat every now and then

Talk to someone while looking at somebody else.

One word: Caffeine.

Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar

Pretend not to know about the rule of personal space

Rudely correct everybody's grammar.

Pretend to be drunk.

Pretend your name is Cletus-Atkins-Wheatherby-Percival-Smith, and don't answer to anything else

Call everybody you know Bob or Georgia. Bob for girls, Georgia for boys.

For those who wish to annoy, riddles is that in which you should speak

Lick your lips constantly, acting as if doing so is pleasurable.

Pretend to be high.

Blink rapidly and constantly.

Source: twinklingeyes
Oct 28, 2005 (NH)