MY DOCTOR
Let me tell you about my doctor. He's very good! If you tell him you
want a second opinion, He'll go out and come in again.
Let me tell you about my doctor. He's very good! If you tell him you
want a second opinion, He'll go out and come in again.
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He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years
Before he realised she was Chinese.
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Another time, he gave a patient six months to live.
At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill,
So, the doctor gave him another six months.
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While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said,
*"Doctor, there is a** **man here who thinks he's invisible."*
The doctor said,
*"Tell** **him I can't see him."*
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Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled,
" Doctor, doctor! - my son just swallowed a roll of film!"
The doctor calmly replied, *"Well let's just wait and see what develops."*
~~~~~
One patient came in and said,
*" Doctor, I have a** **serious memory problem "*
The doctor asked, *"When did it start?"*
The man replied,
*" When** **did what start?"*
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I remember one time I told my doctor
I had a ringing in my ears.
His advice:
*"Don't** **answer it."*
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My doctor sure has his share of nut cases.
One said to him, *"**Doctor, I think I'm a bell."*
The doctor gave him some pills and said,
*"Here, take these — *
*If they don't** **work, give me a ring.****"*
~~~~~
Another guy told the doctor that he thought
he was a deck of cards
The doctor simply said,
*" Go** **sit over there. I'll deal with you later."*
~~~~~
When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places,
He told me to stop going to those places.
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You know, doctors can be so frustrating.
You wait a month and a half for an appointment,
Then he says,
*" I wish you** **had come to me sooner."*
Forward from Nong Joeboy
